Your family is so poor

hope you guys like my new jokes

Your Family Is So Poor

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!”

or these other 3:

Annoying Boy on Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''


Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!


You're so stupid... Police

You're so stupid that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.


enjoy

i like the 1st 1

I have a lot more jokes

I know but i choose favorite 1's =)