<FUNNY JOKE

One day I came to Berlin to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to the breafasta room. I calla the waitress, I say please two pissis toast. The waitress came and bring me one piss. I say i wanna two piss, she says go to the toilet.... I say, no understand, I wanna piss onna ma plate. She says you better no piss on the plate, you sanna ma bitch! I didn´t even know the lady and calla me sonna ma bitch.

I the evening I had a reservation in a bigga restaurant. The waiter bringa me to the table. Onna my table there was a knife, there was a spoon, but there was no fock! I say mister, I wanna fock. He tella me everybody wanna fock.I say, no understand, I wanna fock on my table. He say you better not fock on the table, you sanna ma bitch! I didn´t even know the guy and calla me sonna ma bitch.

So i go back to my room inna hotel and theres no sheet onna my bed. I got angry, and call the manager and tella him i wanna sheet. He tella him i wanna sheet. He tella me go to the toilet. I say, you no understand "i wanna sheet onna my bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I didnt even know the guy and he calla me sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk , say peace to you! I say PISS ONNA YOU TOO, YOU SONNA MA BITCH I GO BACK TO ITALY!!!!!!





i think i won


Hey joey

I didn't get it

LOL! u probably won 0WN3D =) is this rly happended? Lol

Hi baker

WELL IT WAS ON A POST CARD WE GOT AT that place the day befor we went..... sry for caps

lol!

dude this is a classic joke i heard it bunch of times LOL

Owned
and Pwned

~Ru Ru ~

3 missionarys were captured by some head hunters. The head hunters tied them up and the chief walked out. He asked the first missionary if he wanted death or ru ru. He chose ru ru. so the head hunters took him and butt fucked him. The chief asked the second missionary if he wanted death or ru ru. he chose ru ru, so they took him and butt fucked him. The chief asked the third missionary if he wanted death or ru ru. He chose death and the head hunters sighed.

Then the chief stood up and said "Then he'll die by RU RU"

LOOOOOOOOOOL

ROFLMAO