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PostSubject: <FUNNY JOKE   Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:06 am

One day I came to Berlin to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to the breafasta room. I calla the waitress, I say please two pissis toast. The waitress came and bring me one piss. I say i wanna two piss, she says go to the toilet.... I say, no understand, I wanna piss onna ma plate. She says you better no piss on the plate, you sanna ma bitch! I didnīt even know the lady and calla me sonna ma bitch.

I the evening I had a reservation in a bigga restaurant. The waiter bringa me to the table. Onna my table there was a knife, there was a spoon, but there was no fock! I say mister, I wanna fock. He tella me everybody wanna fock.I say, no understand, I wanna fock on my table. He say you better not fock on the table, you sanna ma bitch! I didnīt even know the guy and calla me sonna ma bitch.

So i go back to my room inna hotel and theres no sheet onna my bed. I got angry, and call the manager and tella him i wanna sheet. He tella him i wanna sheet. He tella me go to the toilet. I say, you no understand "i wanna sheet onna my bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I didnt even know the guy and he calla me sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk , say peace to you! I say PISS ONNA YOU TOO, YOU SONNA MA BITCH I GO BACK TO ITALY!!!!!!





i think i won Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:56 am

I didn't get it Question

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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:57 pm

LOL! u probably won 0WN3D =) is this rly happended? Lol

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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:57 pm

WELL IT WAS ON A POST CARD WE GOT AT that place the day befor we went..... sry for caps

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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:05 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:17 am

dude this is a classic joke i heard it bunch of times LOL

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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:12 am

~Ru Ru ~

3 missionarys were captured by some head hunters. The head hunters tied them up and the chief walked out. He asked the first missionary if he wanted death or ru ru. He chose ru ru. so the head hunters took him and butt fucked him. The chief asked the second missionary if he wanted death or ru ru. he chose ru ru, so they took him and butt fucked him. The chief asked the third missionary if he wanted death or ru ru. He chose death and the head hunters sighed.

Then the chief stood up and said "Then he'll die by RU RU"

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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:35 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOL

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PostSubject: Re: <FUNNY JOKE   Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:49 am

ROFLMAO
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