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PostSubject: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:38 am

I found these on the internet and i tought it would be nice to share!

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle

whahahaha


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http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:24 am

i got some better ones

yo momma so ugly she loks like my elbow

yo momma so old jesus was in her year book

yo momma so fat it was night on her right side and afternoon on her left.

yo momma say fat she sat next to everyone in school.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:52 am

yo mamma so fat that when she wore an orange suit and went bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling down. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:41 am

drtran|clanless wrote:
i got some better ones

yo momma so ugly she loks like my elbow

yo momma so old jesus was in her year book

yo momma so fat it was night on her right side and afternoon on her left.

yo momma say fat she sat next to everyone in school.

tht must be 1 ugly elbow
theres more then 1 jesus for example i no some1 name jesus martian
get lyposucktion
once again get lyposucktion

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:03 am

drtran|clanless wrote:
i got some better ones

yo momma so ugly she loks like my elbow

yo momma so old jesus was in her year book

yo momma so fat it was night on her right side and afternoon on her left.

yo momma say fat she sat next to everyone in school.


HAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!!!


she sat next to evryone in skool lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:19 pm

what if there was 2 ppl in the class my mother and jennny watson lol

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:24 pm

That was just a weird post terminator...
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:35 am

o yes very wierd zack

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:06 pm

yo mama so old she say behind jesus in 3rd grade,
yo mamma so stupid so brought a spoon for a super bowl

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:09 pm

nice one vin

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:55 am

thanks
yo mama so stupid she drowned in the wave at the football staduim

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:08 am

nice Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:49 am

Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry! Explosion!

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:55 am

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died. Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:00 am

that 1st one was really FUNNY!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:53 am

which one?

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:01 am

Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:41 pm

lol trinity!

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:56 pm

lol nice

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:39 am

or this one

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”

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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:53 am

yo mommas so poor she found a penny on thefloor n said o
look my paycheck
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PostSubject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!!   Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:55 pm

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