| Your Momma Jokes!!!! | |
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*ASE* Game God
Number of posts : 346 Age : 33 Localisation : Mexico Registration date : 2007-06-24
| Subject: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:38 am | |
| I found these on the internet and i tought it would be nice to share! Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family" Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife. Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her. Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle You cAN FIND MORE AT http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html | |
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drtran|clanless Newbie
Number of posts : 16 Registration date : 2007-06-26
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:24 am | |
| i got some better ones
yo momma so ugly she loks like my elbow
yo momma so old jesus was in her year book
yo momma so fat it was night on her right side and afternoon on her left.
yo momma say fat she sat next to everyone in school. | |
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Astro Admin
Number of posts : 302 Age : 29 Localisation : Dhahran, Saudi Arabia Registration date : 2007-06-24
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:52 am | |
| yo mamma so fat that when she wore an orange suit and went bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling down. | |
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Terminator Forum God
Number of posts : 1176 Age : 30 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-06-27
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:41 am | |
| - drtran|clanless wrote:
- i got some better ones
yo momma so ugly she loks like my elbow
yo momma so old jesus was in her year book
yo momma so fat it was night on her right side and afternoon on her left.
yo momma say fat she sat next to everyone in school. tht must be 1 ugly elbow theres more then 1 jesus for example i no some1 name jesus martian get lyposucktion once again get lyposucktion | |
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*ASE* Game God
Number of posts : 346 Age : 33 Localisation : Mexico Registration date : 2007-06-24
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:03 am | |
| - drtran|clanless wrote:
- i got some better ones
yo momma so ugly she loks like my elbow
yo momma so old jesus was in her year book
yo momma so fat it was night on her right side and afternoon on her left.
yo momma say fat she sat next to everyone in school. HAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!!! she sat next to evryone in skool | |
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Terminator Forum God
Number of posts : 1176 Age : 30 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-06-27
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:19 pm | |
| what if there was 2 ppl in the class my mother and jennny watson lol | |
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SharkEmber Starter
Number of posts : 34 Registration date : 2007-07-08
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:24 pm | |
| That was just a weird post terminator... | |
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Terminator Forum God
Number of posts : 1176 Age : 30 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-06-27
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:35 am | |
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*Eeg*|<Vintage> Admin
Number of posts : 446 Age : 31 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-06-26
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:06 pm | |
| yo mama so old she say behind jesus in 3rd grade, yo mamma so stupid so brought a spoon for a super bowl | |
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Trinity_Blood Admin
Number of posts : 536 Age : 35 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-07-04
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:09 pm | |
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*Eeg*|<Vintage> Admin
Number of posts : 446 Age : 31 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-06-26
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:55 am | |
| thanks yo mama so stupid she drowned in the wave at the football staduim | |
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Trinity_Blood Admin
Number of posts : 536 Age : 35 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-07-04
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Trinity_Blood Admin
Number of posts : 536 Age : 35 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-07-04
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Trinity_Blood Admin
Number of posts : 536 Age : 35 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-07-04
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*Eeg*|<Vintage> Admin
Number of posts : 446 Age : 31 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-06-26
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:00 am | |
| that 1st one was really FUNNY!!!!! | |
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Trinity_Blood Admin
Number of posts : 536 Age : 35 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-07-04
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:53 am | |
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Trinity_Blood Admin
Number of posts : 536 Age : 35 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-07-04
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:01 am | |
| Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked. | |
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*Eeg*|Joeyhill Admin
Number of posts : 1235 Age : 30 Localisation : Amsterdam Registration date : 2007-06-24
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:41 pm | |
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Terminator Forum God
Number of posts : 1176 Age : 30 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-06-27
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:56 pm | |
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Trinity_Blood Admin
Number of posts : 536 Age : 35 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2007-07-04
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:39 am | |
| or this one
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.” | |
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Hawk N00b
Number of posts : 6 Registration date : 2010-01-03
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:53 am | |
| yo mommas so poor she found a penny on thefloor n said o look my paycheck | |
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*Eeg*|<Deus> Clan member
Number of posts : 140 Registration date : 2007-06-27
| Subject: Re: Your Momma Jokes!!!! Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:55 pm | |
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