A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of
the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order,
he says, "I'll take the cold chili."
"I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl," says
the waitress.
"Oh, I'll just have coffee, then."
After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got
the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and
the chili bowl is still full.
He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other man replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it."
So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he
gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in
the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I
got, too."
Subject: The Chili 
Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:12 pm
